This forum seems to have a lot of classical music lovers so I'm hoping that someone may be able to help me with my search.

I have no idea what this album is called and I have no idea what composers are included but I do recall what's on the cover of the album.
Here are the details from what I remember:

- The album has a close-up of a woman's midriff from the belly button down.
- She is wearing tight blue jeans and is unzipping the fly on her blue jeans.
- Music notes are coming out of her jeans from where she has unzipped her fly.
- This was a record from the early to mid 80's.

I'm hoping that someone either has this album or knows of it.

Thanks so much,
Zak

I don't know what it is, but I want it.

Loverboy?

Zak, I have about a thousand classical CDs and have listened to a whole lot more, but that ain't one of 'em! She apparently has a most unusual musical talent!

Maybe she has a tiny trumpet in her pocket?

I did a google image search but couldn't find your mystery album, but I did find this gem!

Don't know, Sean, but if it can even carry a tune she should be a lock winner on American Idol.

Yeah Craig, few realized what a wild and crazy guy Arthur actually was.

Incidentally, I'm listening to KUSC at the moment and they announced a few minutes ago that the performance of Carmina Burana that you attended at the Bowl will be broadcast this Saturday afternoon at 2:00 Pacific, so I'll give a listen.

Interesting, musical genes/jeans?

Sounds like a Sticky Fingers rip off to me.

Or the precursor to Lucky Brand Jeans.

I guessed with a cover like that, it must have been a soundtrack to something and I did find two soundtracks for movies called "Jeans." However, the first is an Indian film and the cover doesnt fit. The second one has a cover that comes very close to what you described, only you see a lot more of the girl.

Jeans Soundtrack

Not exactly classical though. If you want a laugh, listen to the soundclip for the first song. Mannnnnn, they did a lot of acid back in the 70s!!!
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The cover sounds to me like something one'd see on a K-tel style hits compilation.

Sorry to bring this thread back from the dead, but I found the album today!
It is "Festival of Hits" by Deutsche Gramophon.



Tracklist
–Johann Strauss* Thunder and Lightning Polka 2:54
–Debussy* Clair De Lune 5:14
–Berlioz* Minuet Of The Will-o'-the-Wisps 3:32
–Berlioz* Ballet Of The Sylphs 2:12
–Berlioz* Hungarian March 4:32
–Brahms* Hungarian Dance No. 5 2:29
–Brahms* Hungarian Dance No. 6 3:35
–Schumann* Traumerei (Dreaming) 3:21
–Tchaikovsky* March from the "Nutcracker Suite" 2:26
–Tchaikovsky* Chinese Dance from the "Nutcracker Suite" 1:05
–Brahms* Lullaby Waltz 1:25
–Beethoven* Minuet from the Septet For Strings And Winds 3:50
–Prokofiev* Peter's Theme from "Peter And The Wolf" 0:52
–Khatchaturian* Sabre Dance from "Gayne" Ballet Suite 2:13
–J. S. Bach* Harpsichord Concerto No. 5 - The Second Part 2:46
–Chopin* Waltz In C Sharp Minor 3:00
–Beethoven* Turkish March 1:43
–Wagner* Bridal Chorus from "Lohengrin" 5:13
–Borodin* Polovtsian Dance from "Prince Igor" 2:05
–Orff* "In Taberna Quando Sumus" (When We Are In The Tavern) from "Carmina Burana" 3:04
–Rossini* William Tell Overture - The End 3:19
–Schubert* Marche Militaire (Military March for Piano Duet) 4:13
–Handel* "Seht Den Sieger Ruhmgekroent" 3:04
–Gounod* Waltz From Faust 4:19
–Mozart* Turkish March from Piano Sonata No. 11 3:28
–Johann Strauss* Radetzky March 2:14

10 years...
Good things come to those who wait.

Cold case file has been solved.

It doesn't shut my system down so it can't any good.

I knew it was loverboy

... and available on eBay https://www.ebay.ca/itm/FESTIVAL-OF-HITS-Deutsche-Grammophon-LP-Record-Sexy-Cover-/232058929712