Diamond necklace with matching earings- $12,000
Champagne breakfast in Paris for 2, flight included-$7,000
Lunch in London for 2, flights included- $3,000
Dinner in Las Vegas for 2, flights and chips included- $32,000
The look on Mastercards face when you declare bankruptcy- priceless

Those are some expensive recessories.

It's funny until you realize that there comes a point where the number of people doing exactly that overwhelms the entire financial system. Which is basically where we are now.

I know, it's a joke.... Sorry, I haven't had my morning coffee yet.

Flying to Milan for that cup of joe?

Yes! That's where my grinder & espresso machine were made.

Just settling back into my morning latte right now...

There. All better.