New Scam Against Men Only

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies
has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your supplies into
the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also April 1st & 4th,
twice on the 8th, 10th, 13th, 16th & 22nd, three times this morning and very likely again tomorrow.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out.
Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.


Be careful out there.

very funny and probably true

Women must look at me and think I'm too intelligent to try scamming.

Or maybe they didn't want to get in the Gremlin?

I thought he had a Pacer?

I have a Matchbox.

This reminds me of a joke I received through email recently:

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told
her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called
his wife's 10 best
Friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his
wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her
husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and
two said he was still there.

At which Home Depot did this happen? I may plan a road trip.

There are 3 within 30 minutes of my place, always the same chicks, both blonde so they don't recognize me.

I new a blonde girl who was really happy about finishing a puzzle in 4 months...the box said 2-4 yrs.

I've got you beat Randy, I've got 3 within 10 minutes. Say, do these chicks ever go to Lowes or Rona? there's lot's of those around here too!!

Never heard of Rona, but we do have Lowes and Menards around these parts, and a few family owned lumber yards. I'll give it a try this weekend...maybe I can lure them to me by selling speakers in a van.