John would be proud.

no no no no no no no.

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

ewww ewww ewww ewww ewww ewww ewww

That was scary! Anyone else making that awful noise would have been thrown out of the place.

Somehow, I just can't unhear that...

Chinese opera?

Used in the right scene in a movie, it could actually work.

There is no scene to make that work.

Not unless it involves actors on drugs portraying characters on drugs in a movie about people in a play about drugs.

Pretend she is holding onto the wrong 2 ends of an electrical cable.

Only if you insert that into my theory.

actors on drugs portraying characters holding onto the wrong 2 ends of an electrical cable on drugs in a movie about people in a play about drugs.

Don't forget that it would be a love scene as well.

Sigh, I see where this is going, yet I just can't stop myself.

actors on drugs portraying characters in a love scene, holding onto the wrong 2 ends of an electrical cable, on drugs in a movie about people in a play about drugs.

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