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Posted By: BobKay A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 05:40 PM
In the throws of the wildest passion, do you, or do you not like to have your name invoked? (Your real name, Tank, your real name!)

Feel free to answer for others.
Posted By: MarkSJohnson Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 05:46 PM
Quote:
In the throws of the wildest passion


I'm married. Can you supply a definition of the above?
Posted By: Ken.C Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 05:52 PM
Apparently it involves casting your partner across the room, perhaps with some kind of catapult mechanism?
Posted By: BobKay Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 05:54 PM
Touche! Or, ah, trebuchet?
Posted By: BobKay Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 05:57 PM
Guys, please. Don't depress me with an inability to even relate to the question.

Think about the last time you were drunk. Or is that self-contradictory? I mean, drinking and thinking.
Posted By: pmbuko Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 06:04 PM
In the throes of the wildest passion, her brain temporarily stops operating at a level which permits speech.
Posted By: BobKay Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 06:08 PM
But everyone here pretty much thinks that about ALL women. (And about themselves.)

I need more specific information.

Like, "Oh, bbigwyres, oh, bb bbb bbb!" Like that!
Posted By: BobKay Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 06:09 PM
Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
Quote:
In the throws of the wildest passion


I'm married. Can you supply a definition of the above?

Sorry, I can't. But Joyce's boyfriend may be able to help.
I have his phone number, wait... looking, looking...
Posted By: medic8r Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 06:26 PM
Originally Posted By: BobKay
"Oh, bbigwyres, oh, bb bbb bbb!" Like that!

Nah, I think she just calls him JohnK like the rest of us do ...
Posted By: BobKay Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 06:35 PM
Point!
Posted By: tomtuttle Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 08:56 PM
All this thread does is win.
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 08:57 PM
I like my name involved, but unfortunately I haven't come across any movies where the actress is shouting it.
Posted By: BobKay Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 09:27 PM
That kind of, er, umm, customization has been available on line for a long time. Get (off) with the program.

See, Cam! Jeez! I slide so easily into the gutter when you're around. You bring out the best in me.

And, for the record, since not one person has given a real answer, I prefer NOT to hear "Bob" under any circumstances of intimacy. I'm using that word loosley, of course.

Since it's so common a name in my generation, I knew there were at least a million Bob's that could have been cuckolding me----with total impugnity!
Posted By: medic8r Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 09:28 PM
Point!

Cam, that's funny, raht thar.
Posted By: medic8r Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 09:29 PM
Originally Posted By: BobKay
I prefer NOT to hear "Bob" under any circumstances of intimacy.

Me either!
Posted By: BobKay Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 09:31 PM
Originally Posted By: medic8r
Originally Posted By: BobKay
I prefer NOT to hear "Bob" under any circumstances of intimacy.

Me either!


Oh, ya. Like "Julius" would do it for me.
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 09:39 PM
smile

Bob, I don't mind my name mentioned at all, but I honestly can't recall the last time it's happened.

While we're on the topic, here's something to try-sit on your hand until it becomes numb, then masturbate.....It's called a stranger!
Posted By: Adrian Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/11/11 11:14 PM
I've been called Stawp before, or Don Tuchthat.
Posted By: jakewash Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/12/11 12:43 AM
laugh
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/12/11 01:43 AM
Originally Posted By: Adrian
I've been called Stawp before, or Don Tuchthat.
laugh
Posted By: sonicfox Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/12/11 04:05 AM
Isn't saying your partner's name something that's only done in movies?!
Posted By: Lampshade Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/12/11 04:33 AM
"I like my name involved, but unfortunately I haven't come across any movies where the actress is shouting it."

The above is probably the funniest thing ever typed into this forum.

but then.....

"the Stranger"

now you are reaching.
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/12/11 12:39 PM
Ya win some, ya lose some smile.
Posted By: Lampshade Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/12/11 03:02 PM
"reaching" was a joke
Posted By: St_PatGuy Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/12/11 04:04 PM
We needed a rim shot on that one.
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/12/11 05:14 PM
Originally Posted By: Lampshade
"reaching" was a joke


Damn it! I figured so smile . I was going to reply "I was definitely reaching" grin .
Posted By: Ya_basta Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/12/11 05:14 PM
Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
We needed a rim shot on that one.
laugh
Posted By: Kruncher Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/12/11 05:21 PM
Let's try that one again...

Quote:
now you are reaching.

laugh
Posted By: danmagicman7 Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/13/11 04:58 PM
Sometimes I'm okay with assuming the name of "God".
Posted By: BobKay Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/13/11 05:02 PM
Originally Posted By: wheelz999
smile

Bob, I don't mind my name mentioned at all, but I honestly can't recall the last time it's happened.

While we're on the topic, here's something to try-sit on your hand until it becomes numb, then masturbate.....It's called a stranger!


I prefer auto-erotic asphyxia.
Posted By: BobKay Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/13/11 05:03 PM
Originally Posted By: danmagicman7
Sometimes I'm okay with assuming the name of "God".

You mean, the Irish one, right? O'God, O'God, O'God. That one?
Posted By: CV Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/13/11 06:56 PM
Originally Posted By: danmagicman7
Sometimes I'm okay with assuming the name of "God".


You get around, guy.
Posted By: BobKay Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/13/11 09:21 PM
God, to Cheech Marin upon his entry refusal at the Mexican border: But I have children all over the world.

Cheech: Ah! Si, si. You are a rock star then?
Posted By: SBrown Re: A non-prurient sex question - 02/14/11 03:54 AM
Sry, I was going to quote a Cheech a Chong song but found it inappropriate.
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