I know. It's only Rock and Roll, but I like it. - 03/09/11 10:05 PM
Best R & R quotes of 2010
"My non-cooperation with the rules results in a lot of female journalists becoming ravingly jealous of me, because they have taken no for an answer and take orders from male editors to destroy other women. In short, they envy my freedom, my courage, my talent and my arse." Shithead O'Connor
"Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems." Elton--Give the f'n baby back. Now!
"I have never seen a U2 fan. I have never seen anyone with a U2 t-shirt or been around someone's house that has a f'n U2 record. Where do their fans come from?" Liam Gallagher, formerly of Oasshole.
"It was the beginning of the 80's when Mick started to become unbearable." Really, Keith? And when was it for the rest of the world?
"Michael Stipe once told me to wear tighter trousers. We did and we had a #1 in America"
Chris Martin.
Was that the ticket into Gwynneth's trousers, too?
Michael wasn't trying to help your career. He was satisfying his own vidi balls.
"I married a guy, he killed himself, I inherited everything. That's the way it goes."
Courtney, you are America's Queen of Romance. Especially when you try to apply gloss to the wrong lips in a crowded, chi-chi restaurant.
I like it. I like it. Yes I do.
"My non-cooperation with the rules results in a lot of female journalists becoming ravingly jealous of me, because they have taken no for an answer and take orders from male editors to destroy other women. In short, they envy my freedom, my courage, my talent and my arse." Shithead O'Connor
"Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems." Elton--Give the f'n baby back. Now!
"I have never seen a U2 fan. I have never seen anyone with a U2 t-shirt or been around someone's house that has a f'n U2 record. Where do their fans come from?" Liam Gallagher, formerly of Oasshole.
"It was the beginning of the 80's when Mick started to become unbearable." Really, Keith? And when was it for the rest of the world?
"Michael Stipe once told me to wear tighter trousers. We did and we had a #1 in America"
Chris Martin.
Was that the ticket into Gwynneth's trousers, too?
Michael wasn't trying to help your career. He was satisfying his own vidi balls.
"I married a guy, he killed himself, I inherited everything. That's the way it goes."
Courtney, you are America's Queen of Romance. Especially when you try to apply gloss to the wrong lips in a crowded, chi-chi restaurant.
I like it. I like it. Yes I do.