Skynet became self-aware yesterday per the recent movie and tv show. Today the machines wage war against mankind.

I'm still okay here, but thanks for the warning.

I hear a thumping sound outside, but wait, I don't see anything, I'm afraid, somebody help me...

Lets see, the Amazon Cloud went down today, along with the Playstation Network.

Skynet is just off to a slow start.

It must be the Connor's slowing things down. Sort of anti-climatic like when we hit the year 2001 and there was nothing like what was in the movie... Bummed...

No worries, I have AntiVirus software.

Guess I'd better ask the nice IT folks if it works against Terminators.

Struxnet

Actually John, you are on dial up so no worries - they don't even know you're connected! When the planet goes for a crap, I'm coming to your place. You'll be the only one with heat, water, and electricity. (And most importantly - lots and lots of guns)

I'm not dead yet!

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.