I hope you don't love your cars THIS much!

Chris said: “It’s all about imagination and creativity. There’s more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay.”

And he bragged: “I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded.

Doesn't that put a lovely image in your head?!

::Wishing I was still blissfully unaware of this::



Yeah. "too far". He's not a pervert like those mechanical fluid guys.

I might need to go lobotomize myself now.

Speaking of things I wish I was blissfully unaware of...



Because... people have been known to do this.

But, what about those of use that have this thing for baloons.

"Yeah, I remember my first time. She was a sexy little number...a '74 Gremlin. I was just 13, and she let me feel her up in her own backseat".

(Read that however you wish)

Watch the video of him on National Geographic .

Link .

Trepanation. I watched a TV show on it once. Didn't have enough tarps in the garage to give it a try, though.

That's way up on my list of incredibly horrible things.

I agree with you on that, Ken.