Would anyone be in the market for a pillowcase where the design is what looks like an imprint of an old woman's makeup, as if the pillow was used to smother one?

Only if it comes scented with 5x the normal perfume a young woman would wear

Doc? Doc?

Got one for you here!

I'm actually taking a marketing management class Online as an elective to my enineering masters that discusses marketing research fairly in depth. I thought maybe I could pretend to be helpful here but it looks like you have it covered

Anye still wondering why Charles is single?

Because he killed the old lady before he could propose to her? No, thats not it...

Definitely! But only if they can be custom photoprinted from facial images I send them. They would be a BLAST at my Aunt Betty's resident care facility.

...or outside motel room doors at a Toddler's in Tiara's competition!