Happy Birthday, Mary!

Happy Birthday to one of the nicest people online!

OMG! So Charles, you're thinking the same thing that _I_ always thought as well? Offline, Mary is probably all bitchy and stuff?

Happy Birthday to one of the nicest people that isn't often enough online!

Happy Birth! Mary.

Happy Birthday Mary! Chocolate cake wishes!

Happy birthday, Mary!

Happy Birthday Mary ... enjoy the day!

Happy Birthday Mary!

Yes! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Mary!!! Even though you gave my glass of shine away . Make sure you have a triple vodka and something in a small glass later today. That should make up for it and really add some excitement to your birthday.

Happy Birthday, Mary!

Happy Birthday my Iowa neighbor.

Happy Birthday to the bravest of us all (and the most tolerant).

A very happy birthday, Mary. Think of you often.

Mappy Mirthday Mary! My fellow Iowan.

Happy Birthday, Mary!

Happy Birthday, Mary!

I still wear my Axiomite polo shirt with pride!

Wow, Jack. You've got a lot of (chocolate) balls!

Happy Birthday, Mary!

Happy Birthday, Mary! And thanks for helping dispel the myth that the internet is a sausage-fest.

Happy Birthday, Mary! Our friends already said all the clever stuff. I will offer the observation that you are the only person compelling enough to have elicited pictures of me on the internet while intoxicated.

That's right, I credit you, but I blame Murph.

Have a great day.

Piling on.....Happy Birthday.

Mary, happy birthday! Have a wonderful day.

Thanks SO much for all the birthday wishes! Jack seemed to know that I LOVE malted milk balls. I really DO! I even wrote to Brach's when they tried to change the milk chocolate to some brown wax coating instead. Long story short...so many people complained, they since returned to milk chocolate. But, they still aren't as good.

Something always bad happens on my birthday every year, and this year was no exception. This morning before work, I had discovered the dog had left a nice gift for me on the floor...a big pile of poop! That was the best birthday greeting ever!

At work, I was given 3 cakes! One from CJ (whom some of you met), one from a lady who works in the office next door, and one from my parents. That, along with the countless number of birthday wishes I received today, I feel loved!

Thanks for always making me feel welcomed here, and I can't wait to drink more beer with you guys...and MAYBE some more of Murph's moonshine. He tried to tell me that there was only a little bit in that drink, but after only drinking half of it, I seemed to go over the edge quite quickly. I remember trying to give the rest to Cam's dad who promptly refused, calling it "fire water". LOL! But, that sure was a fun night!

A belated birthday greeting, sorry to be late to the party, sounds like you had a poor beginning to the day but it ended much better.