Pizza is a vegetable????

Domino's has a good lobbyist.

That sounds very ominous when read while looking at an image of a guy in dark glasses and a gas mask.

And people wonder why the occupy movement exists.

I was reading the comments on George Takei's Facebook posting about this (which is something I rarely do--commentators I don't know are dumb as posts when taken in the aggregate), and there were actually people defending it. "Pizza's a complete meal! Crust is carb, toppings are protein, sauce is vegetable!" Seriously, people. I suspect you weigh 500lbs or are otherwise in rather poor health.

What if you use whole wheat dough and vegan cheese? Other than the fact that you might throw up a little?

YES!!

Ditto, Rick .

Speaking of which. I just got my caregiver to take this picture of me .

LMAO

Hey! I recognize those sheets from your motel in Dwight! What else did you snarf?

Reagan lives!

Bob, I told you kept that evening between us and off the forum .

Between the picture and the comments, I laughed so hard my sandwich almost ended up all over my keyboard.

Awesome!