When is Axiom going to offer an Axiom T-shirt for a little extra when ordering something?

Might be good advertising???


Axiom Christmas tree ornaments.
Axiom back scratcher.
Axiom bubble bath.
Axiom hair brush.
Axiom car air refreshers.
Axiom corn on the cob holders.
Axiom wine glasses.
Axiom pizza cutter.
Axiom salt and pepper shakers.
Axiom place mats.
Axiom ice cream scoop.

I love the salt and pepper shaker idea! It would be cool if you could order M80's or 60' or even M2's for those tiny traveling versions. Different finish option could distinguish between the S & the P. I think I'm tired cuz I feel way too excited by that prospect. Good ideas Cat!

You didn't get your free Axiom tattoo with your order like the rest of us?

I just took the logo off one of my speakers and had a body piercing made with it. I did not know tattoos were an option!

As long as they make the shakers trapezoidal in shape.

I think I'd like to see an Axiom full-scale human dummy sans head. That's where you'd mount the calibration microphone.

That is rather disturbing yet somehow brilliant.

Why not get the head, dismantle it, and use that as a bag?

He has already done that, well something similar anyways.

Though not an offical Axiom product, I thought you already owned a headless human dummy, but I forget what you said her name was.

Let's just say "Marigold" so I can say I responded.

I remembered that it was something unusual.

Axiom should make bikinis made from their most transparent speaker fabric.

"Step right up! Get your new Axiom grill-cloth bikini with magnetic-attachment tweeter cover system - no strings attached (or needed)... "

I'm picturing Alan with a top-hat and cane saying that up on a podium.

I'm picturing the system if the grills didn't have a magnetic attachment system...