Tom won't even have to pay freight charges for HIS!


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46895317/ns/us_news_weird_news/

I'm dying for some bacon right now...

Apparently, it's not only you. The graphic-nature of the umm, application looks really great!

Seattle, baby. Home of taking an interesting idea and driving it into the ground to the point where it becomes self-parody.

That's not bacon. It's just a casket painted unconvincingly. Fail.

Might be better to be cremated simultaneously with a sizable slab of actual bacon.

Can you imagine the neighbors around the crematorium that day?

"Ummmm, Fred? Is it me, or does the crematorium smell like bacon today?"

When I die, I wish that Bob builds me something simple and tasteful. Like Pope John Paul's casket. Except I want the Atari logo embossed on mine.

That was really bad. For that price they had better provide a package or two of bacon you can rub on the inner lining of the coffin just before the viewing.

When I die...

It doesn't much matter what I want. I'll be dead. Toss me in a plastic bag, fold me up and put me in the linen closet. Wrap me in bacon before you toss me in the cremation oven...

I got dibs on one of these.