Big Bone Lick, Kentucky.

Humptulips, WA.

Peculiar, Missouri.

Climax, Saskatchewan

It's tough to beat the Newfoundlanders for naming a town
"Dildo"
Not just once but twice. There is also the area of "South Dildo."

Thankfully, there is a respectable distance between "Dildo" and "Ass Rock." However "South Dildo" is suspiciously close to "Spread Eagle."

Did bob hijack Murph's account?

Not a township but Cape Breton has a rather famous restaurant.

While he is ever an inspiration. No, these are real places.

I live close to Cumming, IA

I grew up in Comer, GA.

Murph wins. Decisively.

I'm not sure everyone would agree with you, especially those that settled in Spread Eagle, WI... and no one is unhappy in Orgasm, PA!

Bren R.

i don't remember for sure where that is, either in Quebec or New Brunswick, but my father used to know quite a few "funny" names, one of which i remember was a country road named "rang des culottes baissées", "pants down road".
another one was "la vierge en caleçon", "virgin in panties".

Nothing beats Lake Titicaca, between Peru and Bolivia.

The Great Cornholio is right. Now pass him some TP for his bunghole.

I was going to mention that whenever we lived in Orlando we used to mail our Christmas cards from Christmas, Florida but I'm not so sure that would go along with today's theme, but I have driven through Climax, Georgia though.

Sounds like a small town that took you 60 seconds to pass through.

:fist bump:

Speak for yourself.

Intercourse, PA; Dimebox, TX; Muleshoe, TX; Truth or Consequences, NM; Athol, MA. There used to be a Double Pix Ax Fight, NV, but I think it got absorbed by a neighboring town.

Still can't touch names in PEI!

Judge: We're not talking about that here. We're talking about money, dollars!
Chico: I have an uncle that lives in Dollars.
Judge: NO! We're talking about taxes!
Chico: That's it, he lives in Dollars, Taxes!

^^^ Thats not very PC bob. i hope mit doesnt find this thread and read that.

Slight correction Bob. Prince Edward Island and Newfoundland are two separate provinces and two separate Islands. Those names are from Newfoundland

PEI is much less exiting in it's names. Crapaud sometimes gives me a chuckle but it doesn't really compete.

Bob doesn't know much about Canadian Geography, what with coming from the state of Boston and such.

For penance Bob must forth with drive to and through the town of Dildo New Foundland... without making any politically incorrect comments.

Nor giggle when he passes the town sign.

Thanks, Murph. it is noted.

I think Austria has you all beat.

Oh, yeah, there's a Hobag, Iraq.

Apparently, Kentucky has a Big Beaver Lick to go with their Big Bone Lick.

It'd be awesome to send all my mail through there.

We left out a "Lick," French Lick, Indiana. Potty names aside, I'd hate having to say I was from Walla Walla.

At what speed? Or should I mix it up? Oh, and how many trips in and out should I make?

You have to ask? As many as you can. I hear that varying speed is a good thing.

That town in Austria and Dildo should really twin...

Like Budapest?

Edit: Is there a river involved?

I agree

It seems that town in Austria has had enough.

Well, there's always Boinking, or Porking, or Boffing, or...