weird that when i'm logged out, it says i'm online and
when i'm logged in, it doesn't show me as online very often.

Two words...

"Stealth Mode"

By the way, I am online and it shows me as online.

i thought there was no stealth mode on this forum, i was mistaken then.

Dr. Who is online?

Ouch... That 1 Spider that is online just bit me...

Hmmm... On the flip side, maybe I will have superpowers in the morning.