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Posted By: Murph I want one! Even if I have to drink Budweiser - 02/05/13 03:45 PM
Internet synced hockey goal light
+1
I haven't had a Bud in years! I prefer Sam Adams or Molsons but would consider taking a chance again. Maybe
I don't think I want to be constantly reminded of the Toronto Maple Leafs.
You're dead to me.
It's OK, Murph.

I'm dead to Tom because I once didn't put enough butter on a sandwich.
I'm dead to Tom because I don't think bacon flavored everything is a good idea.
Originally Posted By: Ken.C
I'm dead to Tom because I don't think bacon flavored everything is a good idea.

So those bacon-flavored condoms weren't a hit at your house?
Fine but can I at least be undead? I think I'd make a good vampire with a taste for beer infused blood AND I think I know the perfect first victim.
I'm dead to Tom because I cried when they stopped making Zima.

Boy, it was hard to pick just one reason.
Axiom Forums: Home of the Dead To Tom Club.
Originally Posted By: Murph
Fine but can I at least be undead? I think I'd make a good vampire with a taste for beer infused blood AND I think I know the perfect first victim.

I know, right? Charlize Theron is hawt:

I'm dead to Tom because when I try to send a private message, I get this message.

This user is ignoring you. You cannot send them a message.
Ouch. You win.
You must not eat very much bacon, drink good beer, or use lots of butter.
Originally Posted By: CatBrat
This user is ignoring you. You cannot send them a message.

That animated GIF is the best! I wonder what they saw. Frakes seemed a little quicker with his reaction ...
Well played, gentlemen.
Man. That changes my image of Captain Picard for good. Now I'm scared.

As in past tense of scar, not scare. I just realized the spelling for the 2 were the same.
No, it's scarred, as in scarred for life.
Your right. I looked it up and not sure what I typed in when I did it. Probably put 2 R and thought I only put 1.
Originally Posted By: CatBrat
YourYou're right. I looked it up and not sure what I typed in when I did it. Probably put 2 R and thought I only put 1.
Fixed that one for you too, sorry couldn't resist.
The return of Grammerbot????

Grammerbot II - The Apocalypse.
Currently being filmed under the title "The Walking French"
Originally Posted By: Murph
The return of Grammerbot????

I think a blood vessel just burst in my head.
Hey Peter: I can burst another one for you.

"Dog food lid" backwards is "dildo of God"
Originally Posted By: medic8r
Hey Peter: I can burst another one for you.

"Dog food lid" backwards is "dildo of God"



Now I understand why you are dead to Tom. And the problem you had picking just one reason.




BTW - does that dildo come with bacon flavored butter?
No, but it does come with a little paper umbrella.
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