Gee, that'd be great if someone could make that happen for Chris, since he has never had a cellphone mailbox SET-UP, EVER!
Exclusivist little bastard!

Edit: I think he means that he wants the messages gone BEFORE they get to his VM.

....and I love having to sit through your answering machine's message so you can screen my call......

401-xxx-xxxx is ME !!!

At least I don't have to sit through a message recorded by kids.

Correction, didn't. I'm sure now that Bob has seen this he is scouring the neighbourhood for a suitably annoying kid to record a message with.

I NEVER screen your calls. I just can't hear the phone and that is entirely the fault of Ian and Andrew W.

Great! Now Fred's trying to get me wrongfully put on the Sex Offender Registry. "Hey, kids, wanna come to my house and talk on my phone. I'll tell you what to say. I'll even pay you!"

"Really, you Honor, it was just to annoy my friend, Chris!"