Spoiler Alert for Mark - 04/18/16 10:05 PM
Mark, don't read this.
It's too late for next day delivery from Amazon by this hour, so the rest of you better have a decent excuse for his mailbox being devoid of Happy Birthday surprises tomorrow.
I honestly don't know why he puts up with some of you cheap and thoughtless bastards.
I'm sorry mine won't get there in time, either. I misjudged how long it would take to be fully desiccated.
It's too late for next day delivery from Amazon by this hour, so the rest of you better have a decent excuse for his mailbox being devoid of Happy Birthday surprises tomorrow.
I honestly don't know why he puts up with some of you cheap and thoughtless bastards.
I'm sorry mine won't get there in time, either. I misjudged how long it would take to be fully desiccated.