Two young engineering students ran into each other on campus. You'll never guess what happened to me, said one. What? I met this girl, she must have liked me. She dropped her bike, and took off her clothes, stood naked, and said you can have anything you want. What did you do? I took the bike. Smart, said the other. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you.

They must have been first years. I would have gone for all three.

You da man Mr. Rrlev!