What about "I don't give a rat's ass?"

Tough question. Ivory tusks command alot of money on the black market.

bang, bang

It's close right now, how long does the poll last ? I say shoot his ass right now

Let's say 10PM EST tomorrow night!

Geezus, you guys are some tough nuts...*SHOOT* the poor pink elephant?

Nope, I say cut those chains and let the poor fella loose to roam the wide open wilderness. That's the only 'right' way to get rid of the elephant Mark!

I say keep the elephant and lose the googley eyed avatar.

Keep em BOTH !

Can you make it less. . .pink?

Yeah, first we have to endure bigjohns pink grills, now this.
Btw, I voted for a non execution of the little guy.

Well if this trend keeps up I do believe the incumbent is going to prevail, unless of course my fine fellow Floridians are counting the votes.

I voted no just to be contrary. Then I found out the "nos" were in the lead...

I voted no, too.


I like elephants.


Even pink ones?

Please KILL the elephant.
I'm going to register 20 times just to KILL THE ELEPHANT!
The elephant gives me a headache.
I see enough pink elephants already.
Can we have him stuffed and or mounted.
I wonder if pink elephant tastes like chicken.
MMMMM... dead elephant.
The only good thing about that elephant is he's republican.
He really doesnt dance very well.
Is he dead yet.
I've got a biggger gun if you need it.
The only elephants I like are in the wild or the zoo.
Holy crap...... is he still alive??
If he doesnt die ....... Maybe just SLOW HIM ,SHE, IT DOWN.
Headache ....did I mention headache.
Elephants really dont fit your professional image Mark.

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Elephants really dont fit your professional image Mark.

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On these boards, I have no professional image!

Now, little dudes... Uncle Bray is unlikely to make it to New York for the Holidays. So, in thanking him for his impassioned post, let's offer a tribute to the Rockettes!
























Yes. I realize that even those of you who voted to keep him alive might now wish to change your vote!

Hmmmm... this IS looking like Florida!

Evidence:


Anyone see any dangling chads? Or, see Bray online at the same time as "nopinkelephants"?

Oh no! A big purple arrow!

Now I'm offended. . .

Tick-tock, tick-tock.....
120 minutes to go!

I'm going to demand that you recount the votes until such time that the result favors splattering pink elephant all over the place.

Not that I'm bitter or anything.

Ya know Mark.
Even if we dont get 4 more votes.
I know if 45% of the people on this board hated my aviar, I'd change it.
I like EVERYONE here so much I wouldnt want to offend ANYONE.





PLEASE PLEASE guys lets get those FOUR votes.

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I know if 45% of the people on this board hated my aviar, I'd change it.

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You know, Bray, you've got a point!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo. . .



How sad.

Boy that's a beautiful sight, die elephant die

Tom:
I'm really surprised at your bloodlust! Well, he's gone now.

Luckily my new friends will help ease the pain.

Oh no we created a monster.

As far as I'm concerned--it's all about the banana.

Go banana go.

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As far as I'm concerned--it's all about the banana.

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That just didn't sound right

I held back on my favorite banana.

True story... I had this one downloaded with all the others for a week before I looked closely!

OMG !

Okay, I'm blushing.

It sounded better in my head. Sorta.

LMAO

Hmmmm, now I see where the term 'top banana' comes from.

Not what I had always pictured in my mind.

This is some funny stuff ...

Mark
I was just kidding, I LOVE the Pink Elephant.

Me to Bray.

Pink Elephants taste just like chicken...hmmm huh, I love pink elephants.

Peter
You ARE bored arent you.

some call it thumb-twiddle-itis

HEY!! U KILLED HIM????? Dang! I came online to see if I can borrow him from you if you didn't need him. YOU KILLED HIM??! How cold can you be???

I think it was a conspiracy all along...

Yeh! I know! Something like Mark already killed the poor pachyderm and started the thread to spread the guilt around! Like,'hey, they all hated the elephant and wanted it killed anyway'!

I can rest easy......

Hey, it's Bray's fault!

Or, it's the elephant's fault for having the name SNUFFuluffagus.

What I can't figure out is the trail of peanuts going out the door from the room where I snuffed him.........

Dang, all the kids have already left for school.

They would understand the peanuts.

.....but not the flaming ducks.

I think we're going to need a congressional inquiry as to whether or not Mark acted alone. Where is the body? Has anybody contacted Zapruder for the film? Has a new annoying anamated signature icon been officially sworn in?

As to your insinuation about my bloodlust, I was not the one who originally promoted "killing" as opposed to "retiring" the Elephant. I guess in your line of work, there's just too much risk from allowing somebody to leave the organization alive.

That Banana business was hilarious.

Well folks, guess what?! Looks like the ele was smarter! Somehow sensing danger to his(?!) life (mebbe someone from the forum snitched)our friend somehow escaped his bed and ran over to India. All Mr.Mark could do was to waste a round of .357 Magnum from S&W on the ele's dummy! Watch this thread for realtime news update!!!!

And of all the places, guess where ele chose to go!
Ladies and gentlemen, PRESENTING...................






















































the UNSCATHED and UNTOUCHED, ELE, Live FROM India!!!!!

Oh for pete's sake.

He outsourced the elephant.

THAT explains the trail of peanuts!

Great,....we still have the luxury of having elephants doing our bidding by continuing to stomp out burning ducks!! It's not too late after all!!










(dang.....wish I could remember how that "burning ducks" joke went....

....that was how many years...decades....ago.....?)

LOL!

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CRAP!

Rick:
That tank firing must be really loud, your level meter is in sync with each round fired!

Can we take a new poll?

Bray, you know how I would vote.

Either that tank is firing blanks, or the gunner is the worst shot ever. Just look at that elephand taunting him!

Maybe the elephant is just a figment of his imagination, as the gunner drank a little too much. Why, maybe we all did?

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Either that tank is firing blanks, or the gunner is the worst shot ever. Just look at that elephand taunting him!

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LOL that's a good one Peter.


Sutter

He's tougher to kill than I thought

I think the recent resurgence of the Pink Elephant in Mark's sig line is clearly inconsistent with the mandate presented here over FOUR YEARS AGO.

The Pink Elephant is the Brett Favre of avatars.

I never really had a "nemesis" before, and never thought that, if I did, it would be an animated pachyderm.

His name isn't "Khan" by any chance?

Tom, you have to accompany that with a dramatic fist shake and heavenward beseechment.