I joke about Ian's sandals but I truly love him. He's dedicated his life to his passion and I believe his ultimate goal is audio nirvana for any consumer class.
How cool would it have been to be his spawn, born into the anechoic chamber, on a bed of A1400 amps warming the behind, EP800s infasonically tickling the loins, suckling on an albino aluminum dust cap and surrounded by the glorious Family of Curves of an LFR1100!
We need to warn Ian to put a warning sticker on the subs that include the 'gut punch' option:
"May induce personality altering levels of euphoria which could become permanent after prolonged listening."