I was watching the last episode of season 2 of Bab5 the other day on DVD, and at one point in hyperspace (which is pretty much a bright red background with shifting black ares for those not familiar with the series), I got a green splotch on the upper left hand corner of my screen. There is a VP100 on top of the TV, but it's not immediately over the spot where the green appeared. I paused the video, backed it up, played it, and the splotch wasn't there. Anyone have any ideas as to what was going on? (say I need a new TV or DVD player, say I need a new TV or DVD player...)
you need a Denon 5900 dvd player and a new 60 inch plasma screen. Those green blotches will get worst within a week or two, then they will spread to your speakers and make then sound 'green', if you know what i mean. your furniture will then stain, and then your skin will be tattooed.
Somehow I don't think my wife will buy that...
Oh. Then we could make up a lie instead.
Or, you could just send a picture of your livingroom to Mark, and he could do a workup of what the blotches will look like as they spread throughout your livingroom.
The furniture, the floor, the walls, the speakrs.
It is a horrible, horrible thing.
I'm sure a couple of the web guys here could post a couple of links to this issue for you to show the wife!
Horrible.
Stop it now before it goes any further!
Let me put this in a very easy to understand form:
I
DON'T
WANT
TO
DIE.
That said, I appreciate the, uh, help...
I think your TV has been drinking Swamp Water again
She's
not
going
to
kill
you.
She may drive you to suicide, however.
Oh, she would kill me if I tried to pull that crap... Well, probably not kill, but the couch really isn't that comfortable to sleep on.
She knows you very well. She would only kill you halfway. Guilt would do the rest.
tell her green blotched screens deeply reduce the life span of cats because they emit some frequency that causes kitty cancer.
