Deaf Monk makes Break-through in Resonance Control - 04/30/09 08:44 PM
The Deaf Monk has done it again. A breakthrough in the audio industry: tiny dots. That's right, get them now. Little tiny, itsy-bitsy dots that stick to your speakers or amps or CD players, and make it sound so much better. Greatest invention ever. Sold here: Magic Dots.
Applications:
For Loudspeakers, the 3mm White Dots are made specifically for loudspeaker domes like tweeters and midranges. They are NOT for cone midranges or woofers. Use up to 3 dots per dome driver.
For Electronics, the 3mm White Dots can be used on the following:
• ALL solid state devices: integrated circuits, voltage regulators, digital chips, 1 dot per device
• Output transistors: 1 tuning dot (please degrease transistor first)
• Medium size octal base vacuum tubes –- tip of key pin: 1 tuning dot per tube
• 9 pin miniature vacuum tubes –- centered on bottom: 1 tuning dot per tube
For Erectile Dysfunction: place 3 dots on the do-dad, stand on your head and stare at the dots for 30 min. It will work like never before.
Applications:
For Loudspeakers, the 3mm White Dots are made specifically for loudspeaker domes like tweeters and midranges. They are NOT for cone midranges or woofers. Use up to 3 dots per dome driver.
For Electronics, the 3mm White Dots can be used on the following:
• ALL solid state devices: integrated circuits, voltage regulators, digital chips, 1 dot per device
• Output transistors: 1 tuning dot (please degrease transistor first)
• Medium size octal base vacuum tubes –- tip of key pin: 1 tuning dot per tube
• 9 pin miniature vacuum tubes –- centered on bottom: 1 tuning dot per tube
For Erectile Dysfunction: place 3 dots on the do-dad, stand on your head and stare at the dots for 30 min. It will work like never before.
It may look like $30 Phillips cable from Walmart, but it's actually been bombarded with Nutrinos at the sub-atomic level from deep space by the Deaf Monk, a very expensive and dangerous procedure.
