...shake it and towel dry it, blow it with a hair dryer on high speed but cool, and then bake it in the oven at 150F for an hour with the back plate side down.

Feels like there’s a story there…..

Be sure to whip the eggs really well for well damped bass response.

Just never mind. Keep the drivers away from things that spurt and squirt.

Good tip on the eggs. They stay better on the ears that way too.