My 13 year old POS Craftsman started running supremely crappy and belching smoke today. I bought it as a closeout and have never really liked the thing anyway. So, instead of paying the ~$200 it would probably take to fix it, I'm considering a new lawn mower.
I don't need nor can I afford a riding mower.
I do not want to entertain the notion of a push-mower (Fossil Fuels: Smoke 'em if you got 'em).
I have a quarter-acre lot that's pretty flat. I am not a lawn Nazi. You cannot putt on my lawn.
What say you?
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