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You are QWOP
#229555 11/12/08 04:37 PM
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This is a difficult flash game. All you have to do is control a runner's thighs and calves -- independently -- using the Q,W,O, and P keys.

I'm having a hilariously difficult time getting anywhere at all. \:\)

Re: You are QWOP
pmbuko #229556 11/12/08 04:47 PM
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qw opqw op ppowqwq I've fallen and I can't get up.


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DaveG #229562 11/12/08 05:50 PM
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8.1 meters. whoho


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Re: You are QWOP
Listener #229563 11/12/08 06:13 PM
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I'm laughing too. Good one. I've kept a tab open to try again when no one's here.

Only 1.9 meters in 30-40 seconds of trying so far. Mostly I fall down with a negative result.


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Re: You are QWOP
Listener #229564 11/12/08 06:13 PM
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wow this difficult


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Re: You are QWOP
SirQuack #229565 11/12/08 06:21 PM
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I wouldn't call it running, but my guy did 3.1 meters in the difficult splits/shuffle gait.


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Re: You are QWOP
SirQuack #229566 11/12/08 06:24 PM
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I've got negative yardage and back flips down pat!

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Re: You are QWOP
a401classic #229568 11/12/08 07:32 PM
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Screw that! After 15 tries and my greatest distance is 3 meters (I got just as far going backwards too), I'm done.

Although, I bet if I just tried to run slowly since there is no clock, I'd do better. Bah. Now I've got to try again.


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Re: You are QWOP
nickbuol #229576 11/12/08 09:23 PM
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Didn't get across the line... what fun!


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Re: You are QWOP
myrison #229578 11/12/08 09:27 PM
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3.8 meters, but I just can't keep doing that.


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Re: You are QWOP
Ken.C #229580 11/12/08 09:31 PM
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5.4m but I looked like the Road Runner during one of those slo-mo parts where they put the pseudo-latin name under him.

Also, QWOP's pelvis would have shattered the way I had him "running"

Bren R.

Re: You are QWOP
BrenR #229614 11/13/08 04:17 AM
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17.2 metres. I really thought I could go all the way, but I somehow got of my stupid but effective cycle.

Re: You are QWOP
CV #229618 11/13/08 04:35 AM
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wow... how many hours did you play to get that far?


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Re: You are QWOP
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Less than 5 minutes, I think.

Re: You are QWOP
CV #229621 11/13/08 04:40 AM
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 Originally Posted By: CV
Less than 5 minutes, I think.

That's way too long Charles. Get a life. Or twin EP800, whichever comes first!


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Re: You are QWOP
CV #229622 11/13/08 04:43 AM
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23.7 meters. Now I'm done.


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Re: You are QWOP
EFalardeau #229623 11/13/08 04:43 AM
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You would puke a zoo if you knew how many hours I played Bejeweled 2.

Re: You are QWOP
CV #229626 11/13/08 04:49 AM
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*urp*


Hey, a zebra!


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Re: You are QWOP
St_PatGuy #229627 11/13/08 05:07 AM
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 Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
*urp*


Hey, a zebra!

*urp* and two mountain lions...


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Re: You are QWOP
Ken.C #229631 11/13/08 06:29 AM
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Holy crap there's a hurdle at 50! (I've been playing too long.)

Re: You are QWOP
pmbuko #229633 11/13/08 06:40 AM
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Jump, Peter, Jump!


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Re: You are QWOP
pmbuko #229634 11/13/08 06:44 AM
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 Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Holy crap there's a hurdle at 50!


Is that hurdle giving you menopause?

Re: You are QWOP
CV #229635 11/13/08 07:04 AM
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qwopopowq, not menopause.

My strategy has been to tap O to bring a foot back and then hit Q+P and then W+O in pairs. The hard part is keeping him leaning forward consistently.

Re: You are QWOP
pmbuko #229636 11/13/08 07:16 AM
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I don't have a shot of the hurdle, but here I am at 45.5 meters.



I look/feel exhausted.

Re: You are QWOP
pmbuko #229641 11/13/08 01:10 PM
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You ran 45.5 meters and posted 11000 times using only QWOP! \:\)


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Re: You are QWOP
EFalardeau #229675 11/13/08 07:00 PM
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This is crazy hard.


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Re: You are QWOP
Lorenzo1000 #229715 11/13/08 11:20 PM
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Hey, what's with all this running talk?? \:o ;\)


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Re: You are QWOP
Ya_basta #229749 11/14/08 04:28 AM
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We have to run to escape the people on wheels.

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