Originally Posted By: RickF
My MIL just renewed her drivers license a couple of days ago, she's like 78 and upon receiving her license the issuing officer said "Congratulations ... you're good to drive until 2018!"

I may have mentioned this before but I once was rear ended by a lady while I waited for a freight train to rumble by directly in front of me. When I got out to inspect the damage, this little old woman hobbled up to me and said "Well Dear, Why are you stopped in the middle of the road?" I was speechless. All I could do was point at the train full of rebar steel that continued to thunder by.
With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.