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#348367 - 05/17/11 09:46 AM May is National Masturbation Month
medic8r Offline
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Don't just stand there, get out and celebrate National Masturbation Month. Link is pretty much safe for work.

In related news, a Brazilian judge has ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer. I now have a new hero.
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#348375 - 05/17/11 10:28 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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Originally Posted By: medic8r
In related news, a Brazilian judge has ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer. I now have a new hero.


Yes, but the law only allows for the same porn SHE's watching!

Now I have a new hero!


Edited by GOD (05/17/11 10:28 AM)
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#348376 - 05/17/11 10:28 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: BobGodPants]
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It's hard to celebrate and type at the same time. . .
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#348377 - 05/17/11 10:29 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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What if I can only masturbate to audiophile zombies?

Anyone ever wonder why I hang out here?
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#348378 - 05/17/11 10:30 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: MarkSJohnson]
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I have often REFLECTed on that.
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#348379 - 05/17/11 10:32 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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Originally Posted By: medic8r
Don't just stand there, get out and celebrate National Masturbation Month. Link is pretty much safe for work.


That's the pinkest home page I've ever seen! Ew.

Oh, and your avatar makes me think of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, which makes me think of Hunter Thompson, which makes me think of how old I am.

And you say you chose your profession to fulfill your need to help others?
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#348387 - 05/17/11 10:59 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: BobGodPants]
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Bob, as the Celtics and Lakers recently found out, Father Time is undefeated. wink
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#348390 - 05/17/11 11:02 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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ESAD!


Edited by GOD (05/17/11 11:02 AM)
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#348395 - 05/17/11 11:29 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: BobGodPants]
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What, do I look German? I'm not into that genre ...
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#348399 - 05/17/11 11:36 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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You don't like to pump youself up?
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