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#348367 - 05/17/11 09:46 AM May is National Masturbation Month
medic8r Offline
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Don't just stand there, get out and celebrate National Masturbation Month. Link is pretty much safe for work.

In related news, a Brazilian judge has ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer. I now have a new hero.
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#348375 - 05/17/11 10:28 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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Originally Posted By: medic8r
In related news, a Brazilian judge has ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer. I now have a new hero.


Yes, but the law only allows for the same porn SHE's watching!

Now I have a new hero!


Edited by GOD (05/17/11 10:28 AM)
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#348376 - 05/17/11 10:28 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: BobKay]
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It's hard to celebrate and type at the same time. . .
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#348377 - 05/17/11 10:29 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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What if I can only masturbate to audiophile zombies?

Anyone ever wonder why I hang out here?
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#348378 - 05/17/11 10:30 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: MarkSJohnson]
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I have often REFLECTed on that.
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#348379 - 05/17/11 10:32 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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Originally Posted By: medic8r
Don't just stand there, get out and celebrate National Masturbation Month. Link is pretty much safe for work.


That's the pinkest home page I've ever seen! Ew.

Oh, and your avatar makes me think of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, which makes me think of Hunter Thompson, which makes me think of how old I am.

And you say you chose your profession to fulfill your need to help others?
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#348387 - 05/17/11 10:59 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: BobKay]
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Bob, as the Celtics and Lakers recently found out, Father Time is undefeated. wink
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#348390 - 05/17/11 11:02 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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ESAD!


Edited by GOD (05/17/11 11:02 AM)
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#348395 - 05/17/11 11:29 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: BobKay]
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What, do I look German? I'm not into that genre ...
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#348399 - 05/17/11 11:36 AM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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#348405 - 05/17/11 12:12 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: Adrian]
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Can you guys pool your money together to get me a hooker so I can celebrate, too?
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#348417 - 05/17/11 12:54 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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Quote:
Female porcupines have been witnessed using wooden sticks to masturbate.


Ouch!!! shocked
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#348421 - 05/17/11 01:20 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: sonicfox]
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That sounds very knotty.
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#348425 - 05/17/11 01:49 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: Adrian]
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Gotta love a woman who knows what to do with a piece of hard wood.
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#348426 - 05/17/11 01:51 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: Adrian]
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Edit: Should have quoted Adrian. JP sniped me. Although this Booo goes out to you too.

Must I "Boooo" you again, Adrian? Enough with the PUNishment.
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Edited by Murph (05/17/11 01:53 PM)
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#348429 - 05/17/11 02:19 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: Murph]
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Adrian = Attila, King of the Puns.
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#348440 - 05/17/11 04:56 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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May is also:

•Asian Heritage Month (Canada)
•Asian/Pacific American Heritage Month
•Awareness of Medical Orphans Month
•Better Hearing and Speech Month
•Better Sleep Month
•Borderline Personality Disorder Month
•Brain Tumor Awareness Month
•Correct Posture Month
•Creative Beginnings Month
•Family Wellness Month
•Fibromyalgia Education and Awareness Month
•Foot Health Month
•Freedom Shrine Month
•Get Caught Reading Month
•Gifts From The Garden Month
•Go Fetch! Food Drive for Homeless Animals Month
•Haitian Heritage Month
•Heal the Children Month
•Healthy Vision Month
•Huntington's Disease Awareness Month
•International Audit Month
•International Business Image Improvement Month
•International Victorious Woman Month
•Jewish-American Heritage Month
•Latino Books Month
•Lyme Disease Awareness Month National (World)
•Meditation Month
•Motorcycle Safety Month
•National Allergy/Asthma Awareness Month
•National Arthritis Month
•National Artisan Gelato Month
•National Asparagus Month
•National Barbeque Month
•National Bike Month
•National Chocolate Custard Month
•National Egg Month
•National Family Month
•National Foster Care Month National Good Car Keeping Month
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•National Hamburger Month
•National Hepatitis Awareness Month
•National High Blood Pressure Month
•National Macaroon Day
•National Mental Health Month
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•National Moving Month
•National Mine Month
•National Osteoporosis Prevention Month
•National Photo Month
•National Physical Fitness and Sports Month
•National Physiotherapy Month
•National Preservation Month
•National Revise Your Work Schedule Month
•National Salad Month
•National Salsa Month
•National Share A Story month
•National Smile Month (From May 18 to June 17)
•National Strawberry Month
•National Stroke Awareness Month
•National Vinegar Month
•Older Americans Month
•Personal History Month
•React Month
•Strike Out Strokes Month
•Sweet Vidalia Onions Month
•Teen Self-Esteem Month
•Tennis Month
•Ultra-violet Awareness Month
•Women's Health Care Month
•Young Achievers of Tomorrow Month
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#348443 - 05/17/11 05:32 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: medic8r]
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I'm just glad I work from home...
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#348445 - 05/17/11 05:44 PM Re: May is National Masturbation Month [Re: danmagicman7]
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Originally Posted By: danmagicman7
I'm just glad I work from home...


I'm glad I'm not the one picking up your mail grin .
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