Hmm. First time I've ever seen the phrase "beer hips" in print.
I think it's time for another Bob poll, my dear little swillhounds. Measure from the top of R pelvic bone to L pelvic bone (at your iliac crest) above your ass. Now do the same for front side to front side through the middle of your gut.
Please post your rear-to front ratio, so I can award the Porker Prize. It's like the Pritzger Prize for architecture, only less well known.
Rejoice! SquareBobGodPants is born! Bring the heralds, angels, trumpets, barnyard animals, etc.