JP, I just learned that there were 300 "General Lee's" used during "Dukes..." filming. (True)
I'll bet there's one out there with your name on it and you can ditch that nasty old Nissan. How fitting and impressive for a doctor to have a collectible as his everyday car.
If you can't find one, I KNOW that there are a bunch of Oscar Mayer Weinermobiles around the country. Finally! Something both you AND your shoes can travel in together!
Your shoes could have changed the course of history! Seriously, if JFK had been commanding one of your shoes instead of PT109, no one would have gotten injured or killed, so he'd never have written "Profiles in Courage" and Nixon would have won in 1960!
Rejoice! SquareBobGodPants is born! Bring the heralds, angels, trumpets, barnyard animals, etc.