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#54543 - 11/11/05 02:16 AM Re: OT: Jokes
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<groan>



And another for you...

Did you ever hear about Alexander Graham Bellski?

He was the first telephone pole.
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#54544 - 11/11/05 02:33 AM Re: OT: Jokes
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Very groanable indeed, Peter, but it does open a new category. Why does the new Polish navy use glass-bottom boats? So that they can see the old Polish navy.
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#54545 - 11/11/05 05:27 AM Re: OT: Jokes
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Speaking of the Polish Navy..

Q. How do you sink a polish battleship?
A. Put it in water.
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#54546 - 11/11/05 05:34 AM Re: OT: Jokes
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Which brings us to this...

Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be burried at sea
when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.

- groan -
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#54547 - 11/11/05 07:49 AM Re: OT: Jokes
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Ba-dump-dump.
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#54548 - 11/11/05 09:53 AM Re: OT: Jokes
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As the resident killjoy, I'll point out that Peter is Polish.
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#54549 - 11/11/05 10:15 AM Re: OT: Jokes
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So is my wife, her maiden name was Sisak which was shortened by her father by several letters...of which included a couple of 'Y's and 'K's. Unless she looks it up, she can't remember how to spell it. I've been told some good ones by her Dad a time or two.

I apologize if you took offense Peter.
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#54550 - 11/11/05 01:56 PM Re: OT: Jokes
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I thought this was extremly funny. However, I'm not too sure that a Canadian run fourm is the best place to post this article. http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml
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#54551 - 11/11/05 03:19 PM Re: OT: Jokes
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>>I'm not too sure that a Canadian run fourm is the best place to post this article.

Agreed... most of us Canadians printed it out and hung it on the cubicle wall a long time ago, so the US folks will get more of a laugh

Now we're planning to get a big-ass Amphibious Assault ship so we can invade Chicago.

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#54552 - 11/11/05 03:20 PM Re: OT: Jokes
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In reply to:

I apologize if you took offense Peter.


Why I oughta... You'd have to try a lot harder than that to offend.
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