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#302931 - 04/22/10 11:10 PM
Re: OT: Jokes
[Re: BobKay]
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connoisseur 
Registered: 03/23/10 Posts: 3596 Loc: Massachusetts Badlands |
Man wakes up in the morning next to a woman he met the previous night at a party.
"Ummm," he stammers. "What is it. Just say it," she responds. "OK," he says, sheepishly. "Well, I should have asked this last night I suppose. You don't have any bad diseases do you?" "Like what?" she asks, indignantly. "Ummm, like AIDS?" "Of course not, you idiot," she blares." "Oh, Thank God," he replies. "I wouldn't wanna get that again!" Edited by BobKay (04/22/10 11:11 PM)
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#303259 - 04/25/10 05:16 PM
Re: OT: Jokes
[Re: BobKay]
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axiomite 
Registered: 02/05/06 Posts: 6469 Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia |
From the official transcript of the 4-16-10 episode of Larry King Live:
--- KING: And you will be touring all summer? NELSON: We will be touring all summer and we'll go to Europe and we'll come back just in time to do picnic. KING: Got a joke? NELSON: I've got some but I'm not sure, they're, you know. KING: Anyone say, you could change the world? NELSON: How about a golfing joke. KING: A golfing joke. NELSON: Yes. A golfing joke. This lady went to the pro shop and told the pro, a bee had stung her. Do you have anything for a bee sting in and he said, well, where did it sting you? She said, between the first and second hole. He said, well, first of all, your stance is too wide.
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#303260 - 04/25/10 05:29 PM
Re: OT: Jokes
[Re: medic8r]
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aficionado Registered: 01/28/10 Posts: 578 Loc: Blueridge Foothills, NC |
Originally Posted By: medic8r From the official transcript of the 4-16-10 episode of Larry King Live: --- KING: And you will be touring all summer? NELSON: We will be touring all summer and we'll go to Europe and we'll come back just in time to do picnic. KING: Got a joke? NELSON: I've got some but I'm not sure, they're, you know. KING: Anyone say, you could change the world? NELSON: How about a golfing joke. KING: A golfing joke. NELSON: Yes. A golfing joke. This lady went to the pro shop and told the pro, a bee had stung her. Do you have anything for a bee sting in and he said, well, where did it sting you? She said, between the first and second hole. He said, well, first of all, your stance is too wide. That's so right!
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#303368 - 04/26/10 04:34 PM
Re: OT: Jokes
[Re: Glitchy]
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shareholder in the making 
Registered: 05/03/03 Posts: 18044 Loc: NoVA |
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#303371 - 04/26/10 04:47 PM
Re: OT: Jokes
[Re: Ken.C]
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shareholder in the making 
Registered: 04/02/03 Posts: 16437 Loc: Ben Lomond, California |
CRT brothers unite!
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#303373 - 04/26/10 04:51 PM
Re: OT: Jokes
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shareholder in the making 
Registered: 09/27/04 Posts: 11437 Loc: Central NH |
Are there others?
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#303375 - 04/26/10 05:19 PM
Re: OT: Jokes
[Re: MarkSJohnson]
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axiomite Registered: 06/20/03 Posts: 8488 Loc: Tacoma |
Content is King.
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#303377 - 04/26/10 05:41 PM
Re: OT: Jokes
[Re: tomtuttle]
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shareholder in the making
Registered: 09/27/04 Posts: 11437 Loc: Central NH |
I guess that means Tom qualifies for membership?
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#303499 - 04/27/10 02:33 PM
Re: OT: Jokes
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axiomite 
Registered: 10/05/06 Posts: 6955 Loc: PEI, Canada |
Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson Are there others? I'm still using a Toshiba 46H84 46-Inch Projection TV. Does that count? It might be 21 inches deep but it's High Def picture rivals pretty much any plasma or LCD I've seen so I remain happy.
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#303705 - 04/28/10 04:32 PM
Re: OT: Jokes
[Re: Murph]
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axiomite 
Registered: 08/05/09 Posts: 6015 Loc: Milky Way Galaxy |
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