"I'll smoke where I damn well please" ... yep, And there is a store about 90 minutes from the Axiom Factory (well - if the rumours are true, 60 minutes for Ian) which will quietly ship Cubans to the U.S.

note the queen's English spelling for rumours, too ...

I will be ordering them. And laughing at Washington after each exquisite puff.
Old enough to know better.