It might sound corny, but it's true. You guys have been exercising my brain, providing me with gladly utilized funny-fodder, and have been generally tolerant of me for the years I've been on here. The outpouring of support from everybody has warmed my heart.

I am truly humbled, and will buy each of you a beer or beverage of your choice -- in person only -- at the earliest opportunity.
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.