Well, several weeks ago I made it to bevmo along with Evie:

Came home with these (representative sample shown):

Here are my observations on the Hog Heaven Barleywine:

best by itself
sweet, spicy aroma
obviously high alcohol
a bit bitter on the finish
hint of caramel
pleasant, but not my favorite

I've had the Piraat before. Unfortunately, I also enjoyed it more before--I was probably drinking this one with the wrong food, as I so often do.

I haven't gotten to any of the others yet. Unfortunately, Bevmo doesn't have a particularly good selection of barleywines.
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