ok, how about this one:

it was none other than our lady of the board.....AMIE!!!

She was doing market research and searching for answers as to why the world believes tha Bush wants to cut.....err, sorry, slid into another thread!!! She wanted to hear about the new competitor on the block, offered gifts to get proper numbers of satisfied Axiom reviews, dreamt up the entire message board, invented the trolls to annoy us...and then, oh yes, cleverly hid until she had her research....THEN came out with a bbq comment, all devised to deflect our thoughts that she was the one.......

Classic Neo Pavlovian Rachoff Technique for Immediate Blame Shifting.........

or maybe I just need more sleep!!! LOL