Heh, a couple of weeks ago I got a 750 ml bottle of Unibroue (I think), which have champagne style corks. Despite what you guys may think, I'm still not all that experienced with beer drinking. Or at least opening bottles with champagne corks. I took off the cage, turned around for a moment, and almost got beaned by the cork flying out of the bottle. Oops.

I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!