Wow, I take a few months off and find a new place called "Water Cooler" (apparently becoming a "connoisseur" somewhere in the time gap - without even studying).
I innocently wander into a thread that degenerates into using chicken pieces as marital aids and making them analagous to Scarlet Johannsen's attributes. All topped off with Jack getting cranky about a gay groper's crotch (not that there's anything wrong with that) in defense of Mary's honor.
I am a bit mystified, but more importantly, VERY disappointed that I may have been missing waaayyyy too much fun over the last few months.
Clearly this s a thread for the MIA bigjohn, known for his prediliction for cone touching!
To circle back to the original question - Mark, whether you need sleep or not, you woud be advised to try and sleep through this.
