Well, I'm late to the party, but no less heartfelt than our other friends.

Happy Birthday, Peter. I shall toast you this evening with a Lagunitas Censored Rich Copper Ale. I'd greatly prefer to be in your company.

Hey, I've got a dishwasher beast that needs taming! What did you use? Amulet, crystal, wrench, duct tape, potion, money?

Anyway, enjoy your day, especially the part where the family sings "happy birthday"

bibere usque ad hilaritatem