Who is "we"? Are we amused?

John, if rearranging Randy's room "horrifies" you, I think you need to see more and larger spiders.

Really, Randy, I'd just start over. John's just shining you on. You'll NEVER be able to tame those two enormous frequency chasms in that room, no matter what you try. And - now that you have quantified the defects - you'll never be able to REALLY enjoy it anyway. I mean seriously, aren't you going to be constantly listening for those giant suck-outs at 145 and 240 Hz? I certainly would be.

You know the family and I were planning on a big visit to Iowa next spring to spend time with you, but since I am SO susceptible to discrepancies in the 120-150Hz range and you are obviously unwilling and/or unable to actually show some sensitivity to my plight, I think we better just call the whole thing off.

Pity.

"Enjoy the music, not the big, oddly-shaped black things"



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