I have three thoughts:

1. How do I get one of them 8.35:1 ratio TV's? It'd be perfect for watching the Weiner Dog Winternationals!

2. At last, I have found a way to recreate that scene in the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where the Golden Ticket holders are welcomed to the factory and fiery chaos ensues.

3. Assembly required? Can I use my blowtorch to weld it?!

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.