Dan, I'm nearly speechless.

Your priorities seem to be in order (entertainment over the basic necessities of college life like studying and sleeping).

That whole thing about "no beer in my room" was hilarious. I laughed until I cried.

Where do you sleep, btw?

Great room. Very inspirational. Your dorm-mates are lucky to have you.

I definitely see a bigger screen in your future

bibere usque ad hilaritatem