You see, that's exactly the point when you should have put a really stupid grin on your face, prompting you father to ask, "Why are you smiling?"

You:There's something I ought to tell you.
Dad: Tell me.
You: I'm not left/right-handed either.

And then you proceed to drill him in the ground. This, of course, takes a lot of training and patience, but it soooo would have been worth it.

And then you'd both sit down to watch Princess Bride together at laugh at the follies of life over a Coke.