Since I've been traveling for work, I've developed a hatred for Tauruses. I like to call them Sponges. "Oh, you'd like to brake? I might do that sometime... Accelerate? Um... I'm not sure how to do that. Steer? Maybe in the next few minutes..."

But I did get to drive the Mercury version of the 500 (why does Mercury exist, anyway?) several months ago, and it was light-years better. Now I know why.

I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!