I am afraid it couldn't be Bigwyrrs as the grammar and spelling is slightly better than anything he has ever posted.

Reading between the lines:

I bought these speakers for my wife;\), after she opened them, she kicked me out of the house and now I need the money to fund a new place to stay. I beg you please buy these...I need the box for some shelter and the money for alimony.

Jason
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