You guys know that isn't me in the video, and that I meant I needed a cigarette simply from watching the video. Can I get a "sheesh" from the congregation?!?! I mean seriously, if my ass looked like that, would I be hanging around with you guys?

My Muppet alter-ego does seem to have a bit of a problem, though.

The rest of you aren't exactly SFW, either.

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