I felt it to be much more amusing to let you figure this out on your own.
Gee, thanks, Bud!
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And, in a related story, the man known only as the crazy American has once again been seen on the Island slashing tires on Jeeps. It's unknown what the man's motives are, but he's been seen in the area seven times over the last week slashing tires (only on Jeeps), drilling holes in Sea Kayaks, putting little silencing muzzles on Geese, and screaming at the top of his lungs: "Wait until may 4th, You Bastard! May 4th, It'll all be OVER!!".
