Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the bbigwyres
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon
Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Axiom-Town, C'mon
Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen,
Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a Axiom convoy
Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June
In a bbigwyres Kenworth, pullin' m80s
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' M80's and Vinyl...Reflect
We 'as headin' fer bear on I-One-Oh
'Bout a mile outta Axiom-Town
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the bbigwyres
An' I'm about to put the hammer on down...Reflect
Cause we gotta little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy, cross the Canada
Convoy... Convoy...
Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The bbigwyres
Uh, you wanna back off them m80s
10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger
Them m80s is gittin' in-tense up here
By the time we got into Ontario-Town
We had eighty-five trucks in all hauling vinyl...Reflect
But they's a road block up on the clover leaf
An' them bears 'as wall to wall
Yeah them smokies 'as thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear-in-the-air
I sez callin' all trucks, this here's The bbigwyrz
We about to go a huntin' bear...Reflect....Reflect
Cause we gotta great big Axiom convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta great big Axiom convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our Axiom convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' Axiom convoy, cross the USA
Axiom convoy... Axiom convoy...
Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?
Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close
Yeah, them m80s is startin' close up my ears
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten dB's...Reflect
Well we rolled up interstate fourty-four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all a our swindle sheets
An' left 'em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Dwight-Town
Them bears was a gittin' smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Buffalo National Guard
There 'as armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps
An' rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops 'as full a bears
An' choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line, an' we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' m80's
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreusse microbus...Reflect...Reflect...Rejoice
Hey Sod Buster, listen
You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin dynamite
He needs all the help he can git...Reflect
Well we laid a strip fer the Ontario Shore
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the bbigwyrz
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight dB's....Reflect
I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4...Vinyl rules...Reflect
Cause we gotta mighty Axiom convoy, rockin' through the night
Yeah we gotta mighty Axiom convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on an' join our Axiom convoy, ain't nothin' gonna git in our way
We're gonna roll this truckin' Axiom convoy, cross the USA and Canada.
Axiom convoy... Axiom convoy...
Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20dB's on that RS meter?
Michigan?!
Well they oughta know what to do with them m80s out there fer sure
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy Vinyl rules...Reflect
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass
An' the bears off yer... tail
We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop
This here's the bbigwyrz on the side
We gone Reflect
Bye, Bye... Vinyl rules Reflect.
