I was told the following day that I did the exact same thing at my best friend's wedding a couple weeks ago. He told me that he was getting ready to take Julia's garter off while she sat in a chair in the middle of the dance floor, and apparently I drove right across the dance floor into the chair and pushed Julia right across the room.
That's what happens when you drink an entire bottle of wine yourself (and I never drink wine).
L.
O.
L.
BTW, drinking an entire bottle of wine has become a favorite pastime of mine. It always makes for an adventure.
